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发表于 14-9-14 13:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A guy goes to see his doctor to get his test results.

"Well Mr. Jones, I have some good news & some bad news for you. The good news is that you have only 24hrs to live. "That's the good news?" wails Jones, "What is the bad news?" The Doctor gives a sheepish grin and says, "I should have told you yesterday!!!"


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 楼主| 发表于 14-9-14 13:05 | 显示全部楼层
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坏消息呢?

小伙子去医院询问诊断结果。“琼斯先生,我要告诉你一个好消息和一个坏消息,好消息是你只能活24小时了。”“这是好消息?”琼斯惨叫了一声,“那么坏消息呢?”医生苦笑一声:“我应该昨天告诉你这些的。”


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