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 FdmHtmBgn  What Really Pissed Me Off!  FdmHtmEgn  [复制链接]

发表于 20-7-19 19:00 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over

and confided 1  to the bartender 2 , "I'm so pissed 3  off !"

1) confided:(confide) v.吐露;托付

2) bartender:n.酒保

3) pissed:a.愤怒的;醉的

"Oh yeah? What happened?" sked 1  the bartender 2  politely.

1) sked:(SK) =Sales Kit 样品箱

   sk:[域] Slovakia ,斯洛伐克

2) bartender:n.酒保

"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her

home. We stripped 1  off our clothes and jumped into bed and we

1) stripped:条带状

were just about to  make lovemake love 1  when her god damned 2  husband came in

1) make love:做爱

2) damned:a.该死的;ad.非常,极

the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and

hang from the ledge 1  by my fingernails!"

1) ledge:n.暗礁;壁架

"Gee 1 , that's tough!"commiserated 2  the bartender 3 .

1) Gee:n.马,家伙

2) commiserated:(commiserate) v.怜悯,同情

3) bartender:n.酒保

"Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated 1 ,"

1) aggravated:adj.尖锐化

thecustomer went on."

When her husband came into the room he said 'Hey great! You're

naked 1  already! Let me just take a leak.

1) naked:a.裸体的;无遮敝的

' And damned 1  if the lazy

1) damned:a.该死的;ad.非常,极

son of a bitch 1  didn't piss 2  out the window right onto my head?"

1) bitch:n.母狗,母狼;<俚>婊子

2) piss:n.尿;啤酒;v.尿;排

"Yeech!"

the bartender 1  shook his head.

1) bartender:n.酒保

  " No wonderNo wonder 1  you're in a ousy mood 2 ."

1) No wonder:毫不奇怪,不足为奇,难怪

2) mood:n.心情,情绪,心地,兴致

"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me.

Next, I had to listen to them grunting 1  and groaning 2  and when

1) grunting:(grunt) v.咕哝;拉屎;n.步兵;呼噜声

2) groaning:哼声

they finished, the husband tossed his condom 1  out of the window.

1) condom:n.避孕套

And where does it land? My damned 1  forehead!"

1) damned:a.该死的;ad.非常,极

"Damn 1 , that really is a drag!"

1) Damn:该死;讨厌;诅咒;使失败;批评;非常;丝毫

says the bartender 1 .

1) bartender:n.酒保

"Oh, I'm not finished. See what really pissed 1  me off was when the husband had to take a dump. It turns out that their toilet is broken, so he stuck his ass 2  out of the window and let loose  right on my head !"

1) pissed:a. 愤怒的;醉的

2) ass:n.驴,蠢驴,傻瓜;屁股

The bartender 1  paled.

1) bartender:n.酒保

  "That would sure mess up my day."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah,"

the fellow rattled 1  on, "

1) rattled:(rattle) vt.发出格格声

but do you know what REALLY, REALLY, REALLY pissed 1  me off? When I looked down and saw that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground!!"

1) pissed:a.愤怒的;醉的


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