A man enters the confessional 1 and says to the Irish 2 Priest 3 , "Father, it has been one month since my last confession 4 . I have had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month."
1) confessional:a.自白的,忏悔的
2) Irish:adj.爱尔兰的
3) Priest:n.牧师,神父,僧侣
4) confession:n.承认;忏悔
The priest 1 tells the sinner 2 , "You are forgiven. Go out and say 3 Hail 3 Mary's."
1) priest:n.牧师,神父,僧侣
2) sinner:n.罪人,不知礼仪的人,无赖
3) Hail:vt.向…欢呼 vi.招呼
Soon, another man enters the confessional 1 . "Father, it has been two months since my last confession 2 . I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months."This time the priest 3 asks, "Who is "Fannie Green?" "A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner 4 replies. "Very well," says the priest 3 . "Go and say 10 Hail 5 Mary's."
1) confessional:a.自白的,忏悔的
2) confession:n.承认;忏悔
3) priest:n.牧师,神父,僧侣
4) sinner:n.罪人,不知礼仪的人,无赖
5) Hail:vt.向…欢呼 vi.招呼
The next morning in church, the priest 1 is preparing to deliver 2 his sermon 3 when, suddenly a gorgeous 4 , tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes fall upon her, as she slowly sashays 5 up the aisle 6 and sits down in front of the altar 7 . Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny 8 emerald greenemerald green 9 shoes. The priest 1 and altar 7 boy gasp 10 , as the woman sits with her legs slightly 11 spreada part.
1) priest:n.牧师,神父,僧侣
2) deliver:v.递送,陈述
3) sermon:n.说教,训诫,布道
4) gorgeous:a.华丽的,灿烂的
5) sashays:(sashay) vi.到处走动,行走,滑步而舞;n.快滑舞步,远足
6) aisle:n.走廊,通道,过道
7) altar:n.祭坛,神坛,圣坛
8) shiny:a.有光泽的,发光的,辉煌的
9) emerald green:n.鲜绿色
10) gasp:vi.喘息;喘气
11) slightly:ad.瘦小地,轻微地
The priest 1 turns toturns to 2 the altar 3 boy and asks, "Is that Fannie Green?"
1) priest:n.牧师,神父,僧侣
2) turn to:变得,转向,转而从事,求助于,参考
3) altar:n.祭坛,神坛,圣坛
The altar 1 boy, whose eyes are popping out of his head, replies; "No Father, I think its just the reflection 2 off her shoes."
1) altar:n.祭坛,神坛,圣坛
2) reflection:n.反对;水中映像